The Monster here is looking for work.  It’s not because there are no job offerings for monsters... Hollywood has lots of openings in this department. The problem is that normal monster work such as terrorizing villagers and haunting mansions is not exactly in our Monster’s field of expertise. Our Monster graduated form the Culinary Institute with a degree in School Cafeteria Dietary Management. On the first day of his last job, everyone ran away screaming and he hasn’t had a job offer since.

The Monster is around 17 inches tall and made of sturdy surface washable fabrics.